Jim Hoehn: Music
Bad Rhymes, Worse Puns
It's a momentary midlife reflection of sorts
Written some songs and a lot about sports
Uniform requirement T-shirt and shorts
That's fine with me, to successfully
Get paid for male immaturity
(Chorus)
'cause I like good times, big fun, bad rhymes, worse puns
It's a whimsical, rhythmical, sometimes dirty limerickel approach to my life
It's a whimsical, rhythmical, sometimes dirty limerickel approach to my life
Editor said my story is due I'll be through when I'm done and done when I'm through
That's probably when I'll get it to you
Journalism degree, throw away the key
Life in the deadline penitentiary
But it's good times, big fun, bad rhymes, worse puns
It's no worry, no hurry, a Larry, Moe and Curley approach to my life
It's no worry, no hurry, a Larry, Moe and Curley approach to my life
Bank account said I'd best sell a tune
Studio man said he'd need it by noon
Ran through the usual moon, June and spoon
But Muzak waltz and pre-canned schmaltz
Give me Ventures guitar from the rock 'n' roll vaults
And it's good times, big fun, bad rhymes, worse puns
It's a Peter Gunn, Walk Don't Run, warm California Sun approach to my life
It's a Peter Gunn, Walk Don't Run, warm California Sun approach to my life
(Bridge)
'Cause nothing's clearer than the morning mirror as your personal guarantee
And face to face is the only place where you truly get what you see
Make no mistake, the hand I shake should make the deal fly
If I need to sign the dotted line I'm probably not the guy
But if it's good times, big fun, bad rhymes, worse puns
Or a bluesical, musical, sometimes Dr. Seussical approach to my life
Or a bluesical, musical, sometimes Dr. Seussical approach to my life
Look at our kids and I like what I see
A lot of their mom and a little of me
Hope we can let them be what they'll be
With honesty, integrity
That's the hoped-for legacy
And they'll like good times, big fun, bad rhymes, worse puns
With a ride a bike, hunt a snipe, wish upon a star tonight approach to their life
With a ride a bike, hunt a snipe, wish upon a star tonight approach to their life