Jim Hoehn: Music
Nude Awakening
I was going insane, so I got on a plane,
Left the Midwest winter behind
The three-hour flight was just about right
And surprise! The plane was on time
I rented a Moped and got me a map,
Went off to explore the island
So picturesque, the road wasn't the best
But the beach was just one more mile and
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It was rude awakening, a nude awakening
Everyone there was totally bare
Their clothes they were forsakening
their clothes they were forsakening
In total surprise, I averted my eyes
Maybe snuck a peak or two
The scenery was swell, I said 'Oh, what the hell,'
When in Rome do what the Romans do
So I casually peeled, believe me, no big deal
As I snuck from behind the trees
Like a palm tree so tall in a tropical squall
My coconuts swung in the breeze
It was a rude awakening, a nude awakening
Everyone there was totally bare
It was unencumbered vacationing
Unencumbered vacationing
As I started to fry and I figured out why
My imagination was tested
When there's nowhere to hide, how is sunscreen applied
Without getting yourself arrested?
As I pondered my choice, I heard a sweet little voice
Say, 'Excuse me is this spot taken?'
She was long and tall, I said, 'Not at all,'
Unless of course I'm mistaken
It was a rude awakening, a nude awakening
Everyone there was totally bare
Including one I hoped to be makening,
One I hoped to be makening
As we sat on the sand, I plotted and planned
But she ended my hopes of scoring
She said, 'I hate to be rude, but when you're totally nude
In short, your anatomy's boring
It was a rude awakening, a nude awakening
Everyone there was totally bare
My ego it was deflatening
That's not all that was deflatening
It was a rude awakening, a nude awakening
Everyone there was totally bare
An island trip so heartbreakening
It was a rude, nude awakening